Fake Product Compensation Order Form

FBI Advisory - we enforce the law only when it suits our ends Read carefully: For orders to be accepted from this page, you must first read take a few moments to:
  1. Take 3 minutes to complete and submit the Fake Product Questionnaire, if you have not already done so.
  2. Email, fax, or mail your Proof of Purchase, as requested under the program.
  3. OPTIONAL --- We most fervently request that you send us whatever remnant fake product you have, as stated in the program particulars. Because we realize that this isn't always possible (particularly if you trashed your purchase after realizing you'd been scammed), this step is not mandatory.
  4. Place your order below.
Important Note on Shipping

Ecuadorean Certified and express delivery (called "Express Mail Service" or EMS, comparable to Federal Express or DHL) is extremely competitive. Please shipping rates as we charge exactly what the postal service charges us.
After placing your order, you may request to receive your tracking code so that you can monitor your shipment. We provide instructions for tracking your package through the postage service.
If you have any questions, please contact us.

Code Product Description Regular
Price		 Unit
Price		 Quantity
800 Cansema® Black Topical Salve - 22 g.
(This is the original formula -- the phenomenon we initiated in 1990, which corrupt FDA officials attempted to destroy. See proof of registered trademark.)		 $24.95 $9.95
800X Cansema® Black Topical Salve "Clinical Size" - 102 g.
Same original formula as #800 above, except it comes in a much larger jar --- over 450% of the original sized jar. Note that each of variant Cansema® formulas below carry this larger size as an ordering option.
 $59.95
$15.95
800D Cansema® Salve Deep Tissue - 22 g.
(See description page for latest particulars).		 $24.95
$ 9.95
800DX Cansema® Salve Deep Tissue - Clinical Size - 102 g.
(See description page for latest particulars).		 $59.95
$15.95
800K Cansema® Salve with Iodine - 22 g.
(See description page for latest particulars).		 $24.95
$ 9.95
800KX Cansema® Salve with Iodine - Clinical Size - 102 g.
(See description page for latest particulars).		 $59.95
$15.95
800V Cansema® Salve for Cats, Dogs & Horses - 22 g.
(This update of our old vet version is now the same size as the "clinical size" below. Read updated description page.)		 $24.95
$ 9.95
800VX Cansema® Salve for Cats, Dogs & Horses - Clinical Size - 102 g.
(This update of our old vet version is now the same size as the "clinical size" below. Read updated description page.)		 $59.95
$15.95
803 Cansema® Tonic III - 8 fl. oz.
(This is an improved version that is twice the weight/volume of our original formula.)		 $59.95 $14.95

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